Hello class. My name's Mr. Felcher. Mr. Johnson is out today with a virus, so I'll be your substitute teacher this afternoon. Now children, I don't want any shenanigans or horseplay. There'll be no gum chewing and please raise your hand if you wish to speak. If any of these rules are broken, I'll write your name down, and Mr. Johnson will punish you as he sees fit.
(Violent J)
Sitting in my class with my head on the desk
Teacher's trying to talk but I could give a fuck less
I'm staring at this freak that I know I'm in love with
But she don't even know my name
It's always been the same
I just lay my head down and drown in my spit
Nobody even notices I'm here cause I ain't shit
I'm hearing voices but I don't know what their saying
Sweat is on my forehead cause my brain's inside decaying
And this bitch that I love probably don't have no idea
She's talking to her friends,
I'm in the corner and I see her
Something's happening but it isn't very clear
Sounds like a bell, sounds like an electric chair
Next thing you know, I'm walking in the crowded hall
So many different faces that I throw up on the wall
Some are yelling, "sick" and the others stop and stare
But I don't care
I'm in a hurry going nowhere
See, my head is spinning cause I'm lonely and I'm twisted
But I have a secret, everybody missed it
Just a nobody and I think it's a drag
But I got Mr. Johnson's head in my bookbag
(Chorus 2x)
I couldn't stand the pressure, not another day
I didn't like that fucker Mr. Johnson anyway
I sat up in his class, he hung a rebel flag
I cut the bigot's head off and I stuffed it in my bag
I wish somebody knew me cause then they could say I'm wrong
But since nobody knows me, I got it going on
I'm staring at the clock
I listen for the tock
I got a couple food stamps folded in my sock
I guess I'm just a ghost cause everybody walks through me
If I died in class, they would probably say they knew me
Or they wouldn't care, they wouldn't even move
A dead body rotting in the back of the room
For weeks and months, stinking up the class
Until somebody noticed, then they'd throw me in the trash
I can hear the teacher, man, talking about Columbus
He nothing but a old dead fuck with a compass
Ran up on a beach and threw everybody off
And then we claimed discovery and now we all applaud
I don't give a fuck, to learn you're all going to hell
I'm trapped in my mind and my brain is my cell
But I have a key
It's called insanity
I stick in my brain to unlock eternity
I'm just a nobody and I think it's a drag
But I got Mr. Johnson's head in my bookbag
(Chorus 2x)
I couldn't stand the pressure, not another day
I didn't like that fucker Mr. Johnson anyway
I sat up in his class, he hung a rebel flag
I cut the bigot's head off and I stuffed it in my bag
"Okay, Today we're gonna learn about our great freedom. If you'll turn your textbooks to chapter four, we'll get started. America is the land of the free. All races live together in harmony and we are all treated equal. We all live together in the same wealthy community. Y-yes?"
"Man, Mr. Johnson already taught us this. Ain't he ever coming back?"
"Well, uh...uh, he's very ill right now."
No!! They can sit and front about it all day
But I left his fuckin' body in the hallway
And in the morning they opened up the door
And seen his mothafucking carcass laying on the floor
But they would never suspect me, I'm just a nerd
I try to speak my word, it always goes unheard
I could chop my arms off and run around the class
I doubt they'd even notice, but I'd be dyin' fast
Instead they'd rather learn about redneck checka
Who owned a couple slaves, but I guess it don't matter
Fuck Washington, Benjamin, buck them all out
They can suck my nuts till they wooden teeth fall out
And the class wanna know who could it be
But I'm like the Reboot guy, you never heard of me
I'm just a nobody and I think it's a drag
But I got his motherfucking melon chillin' in my bookbag
(Chorus repeat until end)
I couldn't stand the pressure, not another day
I didn't like that fucker Mr. Johnson anyway
I sat up in his class, he hung a rebel flag
I cut the bigot's head off and I stuffed it in my bag
I couldn't stand the pressure, not another day
I didn't like that fucker Mr. Johnson anyway